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May 25

Klaus Meine of Scorpions ist sehr old today. Looks like he still knows how to have a good time, though.

Klaus Meine of Scorpions ist sehr old today. Looks like he still knows how to have a good time, though.

May 18

Happy birthday to International Man of He’ll Shoot You in the Fucking Face Chow Yun-fat. Killa!

Happy birthday to International Man of He’ll Shoot You in the Fucking Face Chow Yun-fat. Killa!

May 17

Considering he’s the man responsible for Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age AND Eagles of Death Metal, Josh Homme should be able to throw up better horns than that. Alas. Happy 39th, Homme-bre.

Considering he’s the man responsible for Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age AND Eagles of Death Metal, Josh Homme should be able to throw up better horns than that. Alas. Happy 39th, Homme-bre.

May 16

Krist Novoselic is likely the only person in human history to have started his own PAC and be brained by his own bass on national television. Also, he turns 47 today. Happy birthday, Krist.

Krist Novoselic is likely the only person in human history to have started his own PAC and be brained by his own bass on national television. Also, he turns 47 today. Happy birthday, Krist.

May 15

Happy birthday to Ralph Steadman, whose illustrations perfectly embodied Hunter S. Thompson’s style, and who somehow survived their partnership.

Happy birthday to Ralph Steadman, whose illustrations perfectly embodied Hunter S. Thompson’s style, and who somehow survived their partnership.

May 11

Happy birthday to Laetitia Casta. Keep doing… whatever it is you’re doing there. Thanks!

Happy birthday to Laetitia Casta. Keep doing… whatever it is you’re doing there. Thanks!

May 07

It’s Horgh’s birthday today, and I wore an Immortal shirt. This was a total coincidence, I assure you.

It’s Horgh’s birthday today, and I wore an Immortal shirt. This was a total coincidence, I assure you.

May 04

Mötley Crüe guitarist Mick Mars turns 61 today, and one hopes that he has still yet to live down this photo.

Mötley Crüe guitarist Mick Mars turns 61 today, and one hopes that he has still yet to live down this photo.

May 03

A very happy birthday to Christina Hendricks — whose eyes are up there, perv.

A very happy birthday to Christina Hendricks — whose eyes are up there, perv.

May 01

Happy birthday to Chuck Bednarik (no. 60), 87 years old today and still perfectly capable of kicking your ass.

Happy birthday to Chuck Bednarik (no. 60), 87 years old today and still perfectly capable of kicking your ass.