I’m still mad at the NBA because a) they don’t have a labor agreement and b) I didn’t get drafted last night, so J.J. Redick and Taj Gibson can wish themselves happy birthdays for all I care. Official birthday recognition instead goes to Australian sprinter Robbie McEwen, a former BMXer who finishes stages of the Tour de France in one-handed wheelies. You try that clipped in on a road bike after racing 150 miles at 30 mph. Happy 39th, Robbie.

I’m still mad at the NBA because a) they don’t have a labor agreement and b) I didn’t get drafted last night, so J.J. Redick and Taj Gibson can wish themselves happy birthdays for all I care. Official birthday recognition instead goes to Australian sprinter Robbie McEwen, a former BMXer who finishes stages of the Tour de France in one-handed wheelies. You try that clipped in on a road bike after racing 150 miles at 30 mph. Happy 39th, Robbie.