David Wells turned 50 today, and there are a few things worth noting:
1) He could probably still give the Yankees some good innings
2) He can’t be in any worse shape than he was when he was playing.
3) OK, maybe he can be.
4) David Wells made it to 50! Woo!
Little-known fact: As part of Wille Mays’ contract, he had two white guys to help him get dressed before every game. Also, dude was ripped. Happy 83rd, Willie.
A very happy 69th birthday to one-time (actually two-time) Met Rusty Staub, Le Grand Orange. It’s Opening Day, let’s go Mets!