May 20

David Wells turned 50 today, and there are a few things worth noting:

1) He could probably still give the Yankees some good innings

2) He can’t be in any worse shape than he was when he was playing.

3) OK, maybe he can be.

4) David Wells made it to 50! Woo!

May 6

Little-known fact: As part of Wille Mays’ contract, he had two white guys to help him get dressed before every game. Also, dude was ripped. Happy 83rd, Willie.

April 1

A very happy 69th birthday to one-time (actually two-time) Met Rusty Staub, Le Grand Orange. It’s Opening Day, let’s go Mets!

Hall of Fame fireballer Goose Gossage turns 61 today, and we bet he could still give teams an inning a month—and brush some people back in the process.

Hall of Fame fireballer Goose Gossage turns 61 today, and we bet he could still give teams an inning a month—and brush some people back in the process.

Derek Jeter is 38 years old today, which means he can probably only play second base for another 10 years.

Derek Jeter is 38 years old today, which means he can probably only play second base for another 10 years.

Never mind the absence, here’s Jose Reyes. Happy birthday, you sonofabitch. #Mets

Never mind the absence, here’s Jose Reyes. Happy birthday, you sonofabitch. #Mets

Darryl Strawberry was one of my first sports heroes. As a from-birth Mets fan, my first favorite player was Dave Kingman, a surly slugger who struck out more than he did anything else. So when Straw joined the Mets in 1983, it was easy to switch allegiances to the sweet-swinging rookie (Kong had 49 hits in 100 games that season — and struck out 57 times). Strawberry was the Rookie of the Year that season, and played in the next eight All-Star games. He never won an MVP, but was second in the voting in 1988, and third in 1990. Then, after his first season with the Dodgers in 1991, his career fell off a cliff. Strawberry never lived up to his boundless potential, derailed before 30 by problems with drugs and alcohol. But he lived, and in the end, that’s what counts most. And he’s still one of my heroes. Happy birthday, Straw.

Darryl Strawberry was one of my first sports heroes. As a from-birth Mets fan, my first favorite player was Dave Kingman, a surly slugger who struck out more than he did anything else. So when Straw joined the Mets in 1983, it was easy to switch allegiances to the sweet-swinging rookie (Kong had 49 hits in 100 games that season — and struck out 57 times). Strawberry was the Rookie of the Year that season, and played in the next eight All-Star games. He never won an MVP, but was second in the voting in 1988, and third in 1990. Then, after his first season with the Dodgers in 1991, his career fell off a cliff. Strawberry never lived up to his boundless potential, derailed before 30 by problems with drugs and alcohol. But he lived, and in the end, that’s what counts most. And he’s still one of my heroes. Happy birthday, Straw.

Happy 51st birthday to former Phillie John Kruk, who once had a mullet as sweet as his swing.

Happy 51st birthday to former Phillie John Kruk, who once had a mullet as sweet as his swing.

Happy 40th birthday to my man Benny Agbayani, the best — and, well, only — Filipino Met ever. He’s only the third-best Hawaiian, though. Still, we’ll always have this.

Happy 40th birthday to my man Benny Agbayani, the best — and, well, only — Filipino Met ever. He’s only the third-best Hawaiian, though. Still, we’ll always have this.

Growing up, my first favorite baseball player was Dave Kingman. I was a Mets fan by birth, and Kong was the sole star on some unspeakably awful teams. Kingman hit home runs and didn’t do much else. He struck out a lot, was beyond surly with the media, and must not have been much of a hit with teammates either, as he once played for four teams in the same season. All that said, I still want a No. 26 Mitchell & Ness Mets jersey. Happy birthday, Kong.

Growing up, my first favorite baseball player was Dave Kingman. I was a Mets fan by birth, and Kong was the sole star on some unspeakably awful teams. Kingman hit home runs and didn’t do much else. He struck out a lot, was beyond surly with the media, and must not have been much of a hit with teammates either, as he once played for four teams in the same season. All that said, I still want a No. 26 Mitchell & Ness Mets jersey. Happy birthday, Kong.