A very happy 77th birthday to Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama, who is retiring to pursue a spot on the senior PGA Tour. Big hitter, the Lama.

A very happy 77th birthday to Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama, who is retiring to pursue a spot on the senior PGA Tour. Big hitter, the Lama.

A very happy birthday to my main man Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama. I’ve always thought he looked a lot like the late Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, which is disturbing on any number of levels. One would imagine that the Lama takes way fewer drugs — and on his deathbed he’ll receive total consciousness, which is nice. (Big hitter, the Lama.)

A very happy birthday to my main man Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama. I’ve always thought he looked a lot like the late Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, which is disturbing on any number of levels. One would imagine that the Lama takes way fewer drugs — and on his deathbed he’ll receive total consciousness, which is nice. (Big hitter, the Lama.)