Happy 82nd birthday to legendary North Carolina coach Dean Smith, who was so good his team was ranked No. 1 even when they only had four starters.

Happy 82nd birthday to legendary North Carolina coach Dean Smith, who was so good his team was ranked No. 1 even when they only had four starters.

Happy birthday to Nuggets coach and cancer survivor George Karl, who ran the point at the University of North Carolina so long ago that the shorts still had belts. Nice socks, coach.

Happy birthday to Nuggets coach and cancer survivor George Karl, who ran the point at the University of North Carolina so long ago that the shorts still had belts. Nice socks, coach.

"Seriously, though — what’s with that grey spot? You can tell me."

"Seriously, though — what’s with that grey spot? You can tell me."

"Yo, Dante! Let me fix your hair real quick."

"Yo, Dante! Let me fix your hair real quick."

If there’s a better way to welcome March Madness than with a screenshot of a bloodied Eric Montross, I don’t know what it is.

If there’s a better way to welcome March Madness than with a screenshot of a bloodied Eric Montross, I don’t know what it is.

The celebrated James Worthy Quintet.

The celebrated James Worthy Quintet.